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Feeling Fat? Christian Louboutin Can Help!

In Antics & Advice, Smashing Fashion on October 3, 2009 at 7:04 am

Let’s face it, everyone has had days where the closest you’d get to anything spandex ends up being a pair of  Spanx shapers. Other blogs may give you exercise tips to sulk over while you’re eating a 10 count box of  100 calorie pack Doritos, but I am here to offer immediate solutions. This suggestion…purchase a pair of Louboutins or go into your closet and pull out the most obscene, sexy heels you can find. (By the way, this plan excludes anything with feathers and Lucite. Think tasteful sexy, not stripper sexy. BTW-No offense to the strippers!)

Unlike jeans, your shoes size stays the same and heels immediately add length to the legs, which creates the illusion of a slimmer body. Not to mention, stilettos make you feel sexier and sexy equals happy.

CL is my favorite fat blaster!

CL is my favorite fat blaster!

Another tip, if you are feeling fat, stay away from anything resembling a pair of sketchers exercise shoes. (Self deprecation does not equal happy.) You’ll thank me later. Ciao bella!

Like I said....exercise shoes

Like I said....exercise shoes

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